Friday Morning "Pick Me Up"

Hysterical Lines to Use Whilst Trying to Hit On Someone:

* "Excuse me, but do you happen to know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Well, it's just enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm (insert name)."

* While camping outside of a college dormitory, hold a guitar and explain, "I don't really know how to play the guitar, but I do think you and I could make some great music."

* "Let's do breakfast tomorrow ... should I call you or just nudge you?" and my favorite ...

* I'm going outside to makeout, would you care to join me?"

-- Compliments of Clint Bell, senior biology major and best student worker in Student Affairs!