A quick story ... in a few words.

They did this on the radio the other day and I thought it was really funny. You get the jist of the story with very few words. Here was our morning yesterday...

Wake up late.
Still tired.
Dogs barking, need to pee.
Let them out.
Back in bed.
Oversleep.
Neglected cat.
Porch present.
Unattended dogs.
Dead bird.
Husband in shower.
Personal hatred of birds.
Clenched teeth.
Won't open mouth.
Bird in bathroom.
Warn husband.
Eat breakfast.